"When was the last time you talked to me?
Seriously
I feel like I don't even know you
And I would rather me leave
Than stay and watch you make a fool of me."
-"Breakdown" Forever the Sickest Kids

Right now, I feel like this song is the story of my life. And then now I have 2 b friends with this girl that I hate? This sucks. Sorry but I just basically hate my life. My mother expects me to be SISTERS with this girl who i was tight with in kinder. I'm 8 years past that and I've matured into a teenager. She doesn't get the fact that I actually grow. I mean she thinks my personality is still the same as when I was 5. I mean it kinda is but I mean my style isn't flowers, butterflies, and pink and anything girly. No. My style now, the real me, not little blond freckled baby girl. No now I'm Hot Topic and Forever 21 graphic tees. And my taste in friends? I mean it gets on my nerves when someone is perfect hair, perfect skin, perfect attitude, perfect style, perfect grades, just PERFECT! I NEED FLAWS OR I GO CRAZY! I mean everyday, its "Lauren you should be more like her!" IT GETS ON MY LAST NERVE! Now Sage, we both go crazy.

We can actually have this thing called FUN! We don't have to be perfect for everyone! We don't care! We go dancing in the rain! That is what fun is. We can laugh about anything. I mean with Ashley that's how it used to be. I mean today, I saw this hot guy. Well, I thought he was hot. He was like 14-16. We don't know. So they made me play tag(I had a sprained ankle and they made me be it. YAY 4 FRIENDS! [sarcasm]) and I like stopped the game 2 show them the hot guy. They looked at me like I had 2 heads 4 thinking a guy was cute. She liked a guy 4 a year who was really ugly. I mean he's funny but thats all. And trust me if u get 2 know him, u can't like him. If Sage was there, she wouldn't say ew why him? I mean she just goes oh well he's not my type so u can have him. And after I came out of the bathroom and I couldn't find him. So I figured I would make them laugh.

So I went now I'm depressed. Ashley rolled her eyes and walked away. Her and Melissa ditched me today. I was just sitting there for a few hours texting. (Aimee if ur reading this or Jenny, thank you. You made me look busy so I didnt look like a loser. :D) So on the car ride home, this is what happened. I was talking 2 my mom about the movies thing. I was supposed 2 go 2 the movies with my besties (Sage, Corrina, Monica).
Mom- Vanessa said she wont let Ashley walk to the movie.
Me - Mom we'll be okay and mom did you tell vanessa about the movie?
Mom - Yeah I invited her.
Me - MOM! THERE ISNT ENOUGH ROOM IN THE CAR!
Mom - Then you'll take the Truck I don't care you can't leave Ashley out.
Me - Well you really could have told me before you did this!
Mom - Lauren Ashley is always invited.
Me - Mom we never talk! We arent close anymore!
Mom - Yes you are. You will always be close you're like family.
Me - Whatever *looks @ phone*.

You see what I'm dealing with? She cannot choose my friends for me. I am not her, you know. My mom is shy. Me? I scream at least once at lunch because I am loud and hyper. I have diffrent taste in friends! I just want to tell her this. I mean why can't she just be fine with the parents being friends and me and ashley just like not being close? GOSH! mk im done. peace.

Nick Jonas and costar Lauren Gomez Dating

Nick Jonas and Costar Lauren Gomez Dating?



















Costars Nick Jonas and Lauren Gomez(Lauren plays Nick’s
love interest in upcoming episodes) were seen driving around
Burbank in Nick’s car laughing and listening to music. Lindsey
emailed us witnessing what went down.

Me and my friends were walking around and decided to go eat
at McDonalds. Then, Nick Jonas and a girl walked into McDonalds.
We recognized her as Nick’s new costar Lauren. They were laughing
and acting very friendly. Nick even put his arm around Lauren.
They make a cute couple in my opinion. Do YOU think they make
a cute couple? +5 pictures under Photo Credit: JONAS HQ

Funnies 4 the week 10.27-11.2

1) Obama yo mama!
2) C is fo cookie!
3) Joel: There's a dead rat
Me: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Joel: Just kidding!
Me: I hate u
4) No I suck u just suck more.
5) Oh it's going down! in the cluuuubbb! shyeah!
6) OF COUUURRRSSSEEE!!!
7) the joker is tyler? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
8) I really gotta pee! but i dont want 2!
9) WINTER! WHERE FOR ART THOW!
10) XOXO GOSSIP GIRL!
11) I'm etheir a hippe or a non-slutty miley cyrus. guess!
12) Joel: U can's sit here! Me: Yes I can!
13) Me: I'm running 4 president. Winter: You cant! You're only 12! Me: So! If I'm president I'll make it so I can! Winter: That makes no sense! Me: I'd make a better president then Obama and McCain! I'm Lauren Jonas and I aprove this message! Winter: ..Okay..

So hi!

Hey all! I haven't updated this in a while. So I made the volleyball team a while ago. Yay! lol and so right now at this very second, I'm with my daddy @ his practice thing. Yea I love his internet card. It pones! :D So all day long i have been bored. I didnt have any school. And I got a D. In algebra. It's hard and stupid and I don't know how Harout could ace it. So I have an updated list on the guys I like.

1) Nick Jonas - Curly hair, 16, hot, good voice, guy of my dreams. :D
2) Byron - Spikey black hair that is fun 2 play with(lol), very tan skin, brown eyes, funny, smart, football player.
3) Wyatt - Long blond hair, brown eyes, kinda tan, funny, athletic, plays guitar.
4) Trey - Blond spikey hair, green eyes, drummer, kinda annoying @ times, makes fun of me and tried 2 steal my chair today!
5) Tyler - Cute, shaggy brown hair, brown eyes, VERY tall, funny, had a bomb joker costume.
6) Nick - Black hair(like joe's), brown eyes, punk, dont like him bc he smokes and kissed his girlfriend with tounge.

Okay so in youth group not even an hour ago, we played hide and seek. It was intense. First round Joel scared me by saying their were kayotes and dead rats. I ran but didnt get tagged. I was like I hate you! lol Round 2 was playground. B4 it even started, we had 2 pull Tori out of the slide. Then we went 2 go hide and I randomly sang Seasame Street songs because I'm so cool! lol so just imagine me running around going C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH 4 ME! C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH 4 ME! C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH 4 ME! COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C! and LALALALA LALALALA ELMO'S SONG! lol and so yea they found us. It was pretty funny. But I got tagged. lol then round 3, i made like a mad dash from Chris and i like ran! and then me and Trey had a chair fight. I won the chair. Then I went away. lol then last round I got tagged but made it past 2 guys. It was funny. And then we randomly were writing cookie monster. And Joel dissed porchegol. I was like take it back or I'll mark you! He was like I LOVE PORTAGLE! lol so I pretty much filled ya in. So now ima post inside jokes or just plain funny stuff that's happened!! so look out for that! I'll b editing it often so check back! There's gonna be a new one for every week!

You know you love me!
XOXO GOSSIP LAUREN.
haha just kidding. OBAMA YO MAMA! lol peace out dogskillits!
-Lauren Jonas

Some tunes 4 ya!

Lauren Likes Cheese!

okay I was trying to rap.

Yo wassup Lauren iz here yo
And Lauren likes cheese fo sho
I like swiss and cheter even mo
I think jb likes to eat cheese after the show
I love cheese except for blue you know
Right now I painted my toes
Now they are saying hi Oh
Lauren likes cheese even more!
WORD!

lol ok that was very lame lol

Mmmh Bop!

Yeah all day for no apparent reason, I have been singing Mmh bop by the one and only HANSON! lol I think JB should so duet with them or redo Mmm bop! I also love the song forever by chris brown. Okay the burning up music video with just nick is my new fave! lol. Okay lauren is bored so she is going back 2 talking with her girls on JBF! YIPPIE SKIPPY!!!!

XOXO you know you love me,
Gossip Girl. lol jk Lauren Jonas.