Funnies 4 the week 10.27-11.2

1) Obama yo mama!
2) C is fo cookie!
3) Joel: There's a dead rat
Me: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Joel: Just kidding!
Me: I hate u
4) No I suck u just suck more.
5) Oh it's going down! in the cluuuubbb! shyeah!
6) OF COUUURRRSSSEEE!!!
7) the joker is tyler? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
8) I really gotta pee! but i dont want 2!
9) WINTER! WHERE FOR ART THOW!
10) XOXO GOSSIP GIRL!
11) I'm etheir a hippe or a non-slutty miley cyrus. guess!
12) Joel: U can's sit here! Me: Yes I can!
13) Me: I'm running 4 president. Winter: You cant! You're only 12! Me: So! If I'm president I'll make it so I can! Winter: That makes no sense! Me: I'd make a better president then Obama and McCain! I'm Lauren Jonas and I aprove this message! Winter: ..Okay..

So hi!

Hey all! I haven't updated this in a while. So I made the volleyball team a while ago. Yay! lol and so right now at this very second, I'm with my daddy @ his practice thing. Yea I love his internet card. It pones! :D So all day long i have been bored. I didnt have any school. And I got a D. In algebra. It's hard and stupid and I don't know how Harout could ace it. So I have an updated list on the guys I like.

1) Nick Jonas - Curly hair, 16, hot, good voice, guy of my dreams. :D
2) Byron - Spikey black hair that is fun 2 play with(lol), very tan skin, brown eyes, funny, smart, football player.
3) Wyatt - Long blond hair, brown eyes, kinda tan, funny, athletic, plays guitar.
4) Trey - Blond spikey hair, green eyes, drummer, kinda annoying @ times, makes fun of me and tried 2 steal my chair today!
5) Tyler - Cute, shaggy brown hair, brown eyes, VERY tall, funny, had a bomb joker costume.
6) Nick - Black hair(like joe's), brown eyes, punk, dont like him bc he smokes and kissed his girlfriend with tounge.

Okay so in youth group not even an hour ago, we played hide and seek. It was intense. First round Joel scared me by saying their were kayotes and dead rats. I ran but didnt get tagged. I was like I hate you! lol Round 2 was playground. B4 it even started, we had 2 pull Tori out of the slide. Then we went 2 go hide and I randomly sang Seasame Street songs because I'm so cool! lol so just imagine me running around going C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH 4 ME! C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH 4 ME! C IS FOR COOKIE, THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH 4 ME! COOKIE COOKIE COOKIE STARTS WITH C! and LALALALA LALALALA ELMO'S SONG! lol and so yea they found us. It was pretty funny. But I got tagged. lol then round 3, i made like a mad dash from Chris and i like ran! and then me and Trey had a chair fight. I won the chair. Then I went away. lol then last round I got tagged but made it past 2 guys. It was funny. And then we randomly were writing cookie monster. And Joel dissed porchegol. I was like take it back or I'll mark you! He was like I LOVE PORTAGLE! lol so I pretty much filled ya in. So now ima post inside jokes or just plain funny stuff that's happened!! so look out for that! I'll b editing it often so check back! There's gonna be a new one for every week!

You know you love me!
XOXO GOSSIP LAUREN.
haha just kidding. OBAMA YO MAMA! lol peace out dogskillits!
-Lauren Jonas