Funnies 4 the week 10.27-11.2

1) Obama yo mama!
2) C is fo cookie!
3) Joel: There's a dead rat
Me: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Joel: Just kidding!
Me: I hate u
4) No I suck u just suck more.
5) Oh it's going down! in the cluuuubbb! shyeah!
6) OF COUUURRRSSSEEE!!!
7) the joker is tyler? EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
8) I really gotta pee! but i dont want 2!
9) WINTER! WHERE FOR ART THOW!
10) XOXO GOSSIP GIRL!
11) I'm etheir a hippe or a non-slutty miley cyrus. guess!
12) Joel: U can's sit here! Me: Yes I can!
13) Me: I'm running 4 president. Winter: You cant! You're only 12! Me: So! If I'm president I'll make it so I can! Winter: That makes no sense! Me: I'd make a better president then Obama and McCain! I'm Lauren Jonas and I aprove this message! Winter: ..Okay..